but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens
The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken
Son, I work in psychiatry and this is still the most damn disturbing thing that I’ve ever seen.
this is hilarious
What the actual fuck just happened?
Cookie in a milk cup.
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL
Milk in cookie cup.
I GET THE PHOTO NOW….
i drew this like 203763 years ago
This is me, my name is Kelli and I’m 17-years-old, battling cancer for the third time. I have less than a year to live and the only thing I want to do more than anything before I die is meet Ellen. She’s my sunshine. She’s the reason I wake up everyday and I watch her show every morning. She just radiates so much joy and happiness and she gives me hope. It’s really my dream to be able to meet her. Unfortunately, due to a long waiting list, the Wish Foundation told me I probably wouldn’t be able to meet her within my short timeline. But I see miracles happen all the time.. therefore I won’t give up on my dream. I thought that maybe if this gets enough attention, someone from the Ellen Show would come across it, or maybe even Ellen herself will know of me and my wish to meet her. Please, help me make my wish come true.
thanks to all of you lovely people, my dream came true on february 6, 2014.